Well after pouring a bunch of money into my Kia, I finally gave up. I quite literally stopped by Armory Fiat on a whim , and after doing some number crunching , came home with:

And yes, Spumoni is a Fiat built in Mexico by Chrysler. Although like a lot of stuff, it's very hard to classify it as an Italian, Mexican, or American. Italian design yes. 49% Mexican, 20% American and Canadian content, yes. Italian Transmission, yes. Spanish Bank financing my car, Yes. Welcome to the future.
One of the more fun videos I ran across was this one. He's driving it in Albany, on the Corining preserve trail:
Probably show what he thought of the car.
speaking of which:

let's stop by the Troy Dam.
This was actually built by Henry Ford to power a factory. The town of Green island still uses the powerhouse, but the plant is gone:

Cohoes falls is not as crazy:

and It's been a year since we lost Don:

and it fits (almost) Have yet to try the bent:

And here's a more fun review of the 500 to close
I like her advice to love what you drive. Obiviously,since I followed it.